hamburgay: there’s a me in lame for a reason (Source: blank, via distraction)

hamburgay:

there’s a me in lame for a reason

(Source: blank, via distraction)

cunt3rparts: it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary (Source: counterpunks, via distraction)

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks, via distraction)

intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS


lmao!!
ladragonaria: Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough (via distraction)

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via distraction)

ah-shiyt: dan-will-make-you-howell: splantamello: hotaimee: thiscorpsofbrothers: splantamello: hydrogyne: cute things to call your girlfriend: sugar honey flour egg salt 6. 1 tbs of butter 7. stir thoroughly 8. pour into baking pan 9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375 why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot you smooth fucker (via forgave)

ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

(via forgave)

shouldnt: shouldnt: MOTHER OF JESUS DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHOSE LEFT SIDE WAS CUT OFF?!? hes all right now (via distraction)

shouldnt:

shouldnt:

MOTHER OF JESUS DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHOSE LEFT SIDE WAS CUT OFF?!?

hes all right now

(via distraction)